If you and your desktop are no longer satisfied with those puny little keys on your keyboard, try plugging one of these behemoths into your USB port. These giant key-shaped lamps (available in the fabulous foursome of Esc, Del, Ctrl, and Shift) can sit next to your computer as you type, glowing and giving your keyboard an inferiority complex it will never shake off. Tap them briefly and they light up, again and they shut off. Sure, they’re mostly ornamental, but your computer might think twice about crashing with these things watching…

[via Technabob]