Author Archives: Schwag Geek (Schwag Geek)
A Hitchhiker’s Guide…
To an amazing custom t-shirt! This awesome shirt is inspired by the amazing book A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Notice how I’ll refrain from mentioning the movie…as we all know how disappointing that was. This great piece of promotional apparel works perfectly for geeks as it seems like a great beach t-shirt to all [...]
How Willie Nillie!
This promotional bag is the perfect college gift for any geek! Personal university going away presents can be difficult, but this is something that is easily affordable and funny! Taking on a customized scientific theme, this bag will serve as a silly reminder to not mess up your chemicals…or your diet!
Puzzled Much?
Check out this uber confusing customized puzzle that finds it basis off of sudoku quizzes and city-styled puzzles! However, be cautious before you try the 36 cube puzzle, as it has been known to turn from a promotional game to a torturing tool with how complicated it is to finish.
Volcan-O Oh Oh It’s Magic!
This is just fantastic! Someone on Reddit has created a promotional card, based off Magic series, for the Icelandic volcano that devastated flying schedules all across Europe. Magic has always been one of the most popular personal games when it comes to us geeks, and this card here just has me keeling over with laughter. [...]
Zombie Board Games!
Everyone loves a good zombie slashing video game, that’s something we already know, but check out this awesome zombie promotional game! Last Night on Earth is a zombie board game, in which you try and survive a zombie hoard or become part of the hoard and try to destroy your friends. There are weapons that [...]
“Swear to ME”
Ok, this has to be the one piece that is required in every geek’s wardrobe. It’s a full-zip Batman customized hoodie! While everyone else is wearing their promotional t-shirts displaying the Dark Knight’s emblem, you can actually be the Dark Knight himself. I can’t wait to patrol the streets at night, yelling in my hoarse [...]
Empire Strikes Lunch!
If there’s one truth that we geeks share, it’s that Star Wars collectables never get old. So with that in mind, check out this awesome Empire Strikes Back customized lunch box! It’ll bring back all the good memories of the Hoth System battle, and Luke finding out that Vader’s his father…and how about that first [...]
Blade Runner Umbrella!
Being the geeks that we are, what better way is there for us to prove we’re not Replicants than to use this pre-apocalyptic, promotional umbrella (movie reference, anyone)? This Blade-Runner inspired umbrella is perfect for when you’re walking through dark, smog infested areas where your line of sight is only about two feet! But be [...]
Wi-fi…on your t-shirt!
Here’s one for you…what do you get when you mix custom computer technology with a promotional t-shirt? The Wi-fi shirt! This awesome shirt has a removable emblem (for washing purposes) which, when worn, will light up in a wi-fi detector fashion around actually wireless networks. How cool is that! This t-shirt will let you know [...]
Roaming Rovio
It’s amazing how the addition of custom computer technology can be meshed with toys and made into incredibly awesome gadgets. So what do you get when you cross a remote control car with Wi-fi and Video capabilities…the Rovio! You can control the Rovio with any browsing device so long as it is within a Wi-fi [...]
