Geek Schwag: The geek-friendly blog for tech schwag.

National Star Wars Day

Schwag Geek — Tue, 04 May 2010 20:09:05 +0000

It had the promotional music theme, the suspense, the drama, the amazing special effects…Star Wars is the ultimate geek movie. So it’s only right to celebrate it’s nationalized holiday! Grab your Jedi custom robes, and embrace the Force! So grab your personal popcorn, sit down and watch some movies.

Pride and Prejudice Zombified Again!

Schwag Geek — Mon, 03 May 2010 19:25:31 +0000

What’s the best way to read a promotional book that’s essentially a chick flick classic? Add zombies…once again! Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls brings you right back where the first one started…well, four years before the original to be exact. In this book that combines the class writings of Jane Austen with zombie bashing gore, us geeks can finally learn to appreciate classical literature once again. So the next time your about to play your favorite zombie slaying custom game…why not add to the intensity of it all by reading a few chapters of this book!

Bring Back our Inner Geek!

Schwag Geek — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 18:29:30 +0000

With today’s society trying to hide their kids from the realities of the world, and parents lathering their kids in anti-bacterial soap to keep them experiencing the rigors of life who will teach us to let our kids gain their own knowledge? That’s where the 50 Dangerous Things (you should let your children do) promotional book comes in. Teaching us to release our inner geek in our never ending quest to pursue all the greater things in life, this book attempts to bring back the age of childhood reason. In this age we learned from our own mistakes, by living dangerously. The youth generation’s custom clock is ticking…and we need to let them know that it’s okay for them to experience things on their own!

The iPhone Enterprise

Schwag Geek — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 18:11:45 +0000

Well, at least it looks like the Starship Enterprise when its on this custom phone charger stand. This promotional cell phone accessory is a great idea for any of you who use your iPhone as a personal clock, as it will certainly look more like an alarm clock when it is set on the stand. I still think it’s better to think of it as the Enterprise, but to each his own, right?

A Hitchhiker’s Guide…

Schwag Geek — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 16:27:47 +0000

To an amazing custom t-shirt! This awesome shirt is inspired by the amazing book A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Notice how I’ll refrain from mentioning the movie…as we all know how disappointing that was. This great piece of promotional apparel works perfectly for geeks as it seems like a great beach t-shirt to all of the unenlightened ones, while all other true geeks will appreciate this shirt for what it is!

How Willie Nillie!

Schwag Geek — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:36:59 +0000

This promotional bag is the perfect college gift for any geek! Personal university going away presents can be difficult, but this is something that is easily affordable and funny! Taking on a customized scientific theme, this bag will serve as a silly reminder to not mess up your chemicals…or your diet!

Puzzled Much?

Schwag Geek — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 19:01:04 +0000

Check out this uber confusing customized puzzle that finds it basis off of sudoku quizzes and city-styled puzzles! However, be cautious before you try the 36 cube puzzle, as it has been known to turn from a promotional game to a torturing tool with how complicated it is to finish.

Volcan-O Oh Oh It’s Magic!

Schwag Geek — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 18:02:12 +0000

This is just fantastic! Someone on Reddit has created a promotional card, based off Magic series, for the Icelandic volcano that devastated flying schedules all across Europe. Magic has always been one of the most popular personal games when it comes to us geeks, and this card here just has me keeling over with laughter. The “Prevent all creatures from flying” tag line is just simply brilliant. I really love the things that us geeks do when we mix custom technology with current events!

Zombie Board Games!

Schwag Geek — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:36:49 +0000

Everyone loves a good zombie slashing video game, that’s something we already know, but check out this awesome zombie promotional game! Last Night on Earth is a zombie board game, in which you try and survive a zombie hoard or become part of the hoard and try to destroy your friends. There are weapons that can be picked up on the board, as well as little hidden tricks and surprises. How awesome does this sound! And to top it all off, the game includes a CD with zombie-themed music, so you can forget having to listen to your promotional mp3 players. Who wouldn’t want a game like this?

“Swear to ME”

Schwag Geek — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 17:16:24 +0000

Ok, this has to be the one piece that is required in every geek’s wardrobe. It’s a full-zip Batman customized hoodie! While everyone else is wearing their promotional t-shirts displaying the Dark Knight’s emblem, you can actually be the Dark Knight himself. I can’t wait to patrol the streets at night, yelling in my hoarse voice at tourists to start walking faster!