Well, being that we are all wonderful geeks, it’s without a doubt that the majority of our days are spent in front of a computer screen. And we all know what that means…eye-strain problems. However, we no longer need to suffer from this dreaded bane of all computer-lovers, as promotional computer technology can never be stopped with these new computer-proof glasses! These customized glasses are geared to reducing the stress that the blue-light emitted from our monitors puts on our retinas! Who would’ve ever thought we’d need logoed safety gear for our computers!

Have you ever set your alarm clock and had it go off, only to find that you’ve slept through it? Well check out this cool promotional alarm clock that pulls its influence from a MacGyver-styled bomb! This isn’t your ordinary logoed desk clock…a minute before your alarm is supposed to go off it starts beeping, like the countdown to a bomb going off, and when it reaches alarm time it’ll repeatedly blast an exploding sound. In order to switch the clock off, you actually have to wake up and diffuse the wires on the clock, which will force you to wake up! So for everyone who has trouble waking up in the morning, this alarm clock will definitely straighten you out.

Check out the new promotional game trailer for Super Mario Galaxy 2. One of the most popular game characters of all time, this little plumber is going to hit it big on your game consoles once again! So grab your favorite plumber-style custom hat and “hhhheeeeerrrreeeee weeeee gooooooo”!

My fellow Geeks and Geekettes, check out this awesome imprinted t-shirt featuring the Watchmen. One of the best graphic novels ever, and sadly, one of the worst movies ever, The Watchmen is a must-have for any geek. You can almost consider it to be our promotional religious themed text! So if you haven’t gotten one already, you better pick one up now!

Check it out my fellow geek-kin! This 2.5 foot isopod was found attached to a submersible unit that returned from doing tests in the deeper parts of the ocean. Imagine coming across this thing while playing around with your promotional beach ball! While most people cringe at the sight of this thing…all I could think was, “imagine how it tastes”! If someone were to send me one of these, I could study it while I eat it! Although, now that I think about it, it’d be pretty tough to fit that thing into a custom gift basket!

Stuck staring at your logoed clock counting down the hours to work as you try to get some sleep? Well, here’s a great solution! The Dreamate Sleep Inducer is a type of promotional watch that sets itself to massage you via acupunctural means 30 minutes before you’re supposed to hit the hay. With custom technology that calms you down through the massage, this device is perfect for anyone trying to readjust their biological clocks so that they can set themselves to their required schedule. I have yet to try this, but I sure will and am eagerly anticipating the results!

Man, I wish I was able to get a promotional technology product like this when I was in high school. The TV Poltergeist will turn TV’s (most, not all though) on and off every 5 to 20 minutes. This would have been the perfect prank to play on my professors when I was in school, or to annoy my parents and girlfriend at home! The batteries in this thing lasts for months and you can hide it practically anywhere as long as the LED can be pointed towards the TV. It’s just too good to pass up! And just to annoy your teacher you might want to get them a custom stress ball shaped after the TV remote so that you can constantly confuse them!

OK, this is seriously cool! LED Faucet Lights will emit lasers to change the color of water coming out of your faucet. Who wouldn’t want one of these! All I can picture is everyone freaking out when they turn on my faucet to get some water. It would be hilariously awesome, and I’m sure my friends would agree as you usually only see LED lights on promotional mini-key chains and products like that. This is one of the better custom kitchen appliances out there as you can pretend your faucet is a mini-version of Niagara Falls.

Ever get angry when you run out of free USB ports to use on your computer? I know I have! Well, interestingly enough a new design has been showcased that allows for an infinite amount of USB ports to be used. Chinese design student, Gonglue Jiang, came up with the concept (see picture) which allows the user to connect USB devices to other USB devices already plugged into the computer, giving you virtually limitless amounts of USB plugging space. This great promotional USB accessory is an idea so simplistic in its nature that I wish I had thought of it! However, I know some of you will be wondering about a product like this taking up a huge amount of bandwidth; however Jiang also designed a power connector to solve this problem. The only problem with this custom computer technology is that it is only a concept and has not been put into production yet.

BAZINGA! We all love to hate him…he’s Shelldon Brown, one of the best characters from TV’s The Big Bang Theory. And now, you can have your favorite iconic character on an imprinted t-shirt with his favorite one-liner! I don’t know about you, but the thought of having this neurotic physicist on my shirt is hilarious. And the best part is that only people who watch the show will know what your shirt means, making this one geek schwag masterpiece. Now just grab a custom jacket with your favorite comic book super hero on it and you can be just like one of the guys!